No longer 1999: Some one please let the south know!

I'm doing this as a service to the good people of the South. Note...this isnt all of yall just a good majority. To you whom I speak of I feel the need to let you know something. IT IS 2009. Not 1999 any more... PULL YOUR PANTS UP! PUT YOUR WHITE TEES AWAY AND PLACE YOUR SHIRTS IN THE DRYER AND SET THEM TO SHRINK.

Ever since I moved to the south, I've come to the realization that the south is perpetually behind the rest of the world when it comes to fashion. From some of the artists like Algernod Washington other wise known as 'Plies' to the 

every day nigg, pants seem to be sagging and tee's and polos seem to be longer than ever and the ridiculousness of the copy cat style of good labels like Gucci and Prada is becoming more annoying. Well I am hear to tell you that that era of style is LONG GONE. If you are an avid consumer of fashion like I am, you know that today's look is a more European style that involves form fitting clothes, uniqueness and swag. Lets take a look at some examples...

Here we have “my boy”, OJ Da Juiceman. Side note: OJ Da Juiceman??? huh....? Anyway, lets take a look at this outfit. Starting with the T-Shirt. Some one please shoot his stylist, if he even has one. The shirt is about 3 to 4 sizes too big not to mention the pants. Honestly,

 who matches their pants to their shirt with a bird on the crotch and on the chest. Dumb Nigga. And my favorite part of the outfit... the boots! I mean I coulda given the dude a little respect if he was wearing Tims for the shear fact that they were actually and still are a respectable shoe, what is he wearing? They look like a cross between Kanye's new kicks and a fucked up pair of hunti

ng boots from wal-mart.

This outfit may not have been accpetable in 1999. OJ...YOU FAIL

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Id like to look at Crime Mob. Look at the picture.... …. …. …. self explanatory. Diamond o

r Princess should take in Cynco Black's T and wear it as a dress. I mean c'mon. Its niggas like this that are 

the reason that some people don't have blankets at night. Crime Mob...YOU FAIL. And we see this from city to city. Jacksonville to Shreveport, Birmingham to Charlotte.

I propose a couple solutions to this dilemma that is plaguing the southern states.

1. Blow up all Citi Trendz locations.

2. Impose a dresscode on school age rappers like Soulja Boy Tell'Em

3. Put itching powder in every pair of slouch sox.

   
   

4. Let them know that Barack won and give them the memo that they're setting us back.

Or do what most of the fashion world does... say fuck the south, and move on. Oh and another side note... that camo shit yall wear is stupid too.

So lets be real... First I'd like to big up those artists from the south that actually understand fashion. BUT more importantly. I'd like to issue a statement.

Before you decide to leave your place of residence looking like this:

Get a magazine, watch a TV show or read this blog and get your mind right.

Much love to you and yours,

@Dead Mike.