Tuesday, June 29, 2010

what's on my mind

- the most important day in the 2010-11 nba season is coming on 7/1. this day has been a long time coming for ny knicks fans. we'll either be extremely happy with the outcome....or.....there will be blood on the streets. if we get lebron, then we need someone to pair him w/. hopefully we can pick up joe johnson and amare, and we'll be good...hell, we'd be great.

- my role of being the student of music is annoying. it's like going to school everyday for 6 years and you're the only mofo there. lol, you can only be interested for so long. so when you meet someone like you, you get geeky happy (my higo story)....i guess this is how homeschooled kids feel.

- for the past year, the Bible has been the one book that can consistently make me laugh. when i read the stories and parables, and relate them to today's situations in pop culture, i laugh....

- the one constant thing in my life for the past ten years is my humor. my tastes in music have changed, my style of speech, dress, and even the way i look has changed....but the things i find funny, i champion like no other.

- why is the world obsessed with vampires? that shit needs to stop.

Monday, June 14, 2010

black people do this.....

i have some things i need to get off my chest real quick....

1. white people - when it's time go out for breakfast, stop suggesting "let's get bagels". never in life will i want to eat a big ass circle of bread.

2. white people - please stop playing dancing to "take me home tonight", "pour some sugar on me", "shout" (i never knew i'd hate an isley brothers song so much) & "west virigina, take me home"...you need new songs.

3. white people - please stop telling me the hip-hop i listen to sucks. just because u like atmosphere, aesop rock, brother ali, & insane clown posse.....don't mean niggas need to hear that shit too.

4. black people - please start drinking beer. its saves you time, $$$, and is a better drunk....newcastle & guinness will always taste better than hennessey (to me)

5. to my asian neighbor who refused to help me out, even though i knocked on your door, and saw you staring at me through your blinds......i pray to jesus bartholomew christ that you get the worst papercut known to man.

some dude w/ tourette's.....i laughed.

i like my racism crisp.

two words: dennis green

playoffs?

what we talkin bout?!? practice?

i love jim mora