Ten Reasons There is a Double Standard When it Comes to Sex

“She’s a slut! She got the same hours as cookout on the weekends. Open til 3!”

“Why her coot look like a roast beef sandwich”

“He that DUDE! He get mad hoes!”

“Yo, that hoe let me bust, and I left her in the dust” “Man, you’re SOOOO COOL!”

Now we all know that there are crazy double standards when it comes to sex. The above lines are just examples that could be said about a guy and a girl with the SAME number of sexual partners. It’s true and sad, but its life. I have often pondered why this is. Below you will find 10 reasons I think dudes find women with a smorgasbord of sexual partners to be a hoe and why if they fuck 2 or 3 girls in one night, they become “That Nigga”. I don’t necessarily agree with the double standard, but these are some of my possible reasons…

Ten Reasons why there is a double standard between men and women when it pertains to sex. (To not say the words ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’ a lot I will refer to them as Phillip and Vernon respectively)

1. The woman’s sexual instrument (Vernon) is internal while the male’s instrument (Phillip) is external. We all know it’s easier to wash the outside of a car than to detail the inside of a car. The inside has all those nooks and crannies where debris and peanuts can hide.

2. The shape of Phillip can pretty much stand the test of time. Unless you maintain Vernon, it can begin to misshape and discolor. (And smell horrendous, but this is also true for the fellas, its just easier to maintain Phillip)

3. Phillip behaves in the manner of a bat in baseball. Vernon is the ball. The bat consistently beats up the ball and the ball is frequently replaced.

4. Vernon is like a tire, the more you drive the more the tread wears down. Makes for dangerous situations, especially when wet.

5. Phillip is like a pen. Mistakes are whited out completely and you can just write over it. Barely noticeable. Vernon is like a pencil. Good at first til it gets worn down. Then you can run out of lead and if you erase too much it smudges. Once both ends are worn down, it’s no good.

6. Men like to see their woman as pure and chaste, hence the white wedding dress. In a man’s head the more dips in the dirt you take in that dress the dirtier it gets. Guys don’t want a dirty bride.

7. Most times the male is the one bringing the condom and putting it on. (I don’t understand diaphragms still) This mentally is the guy protecting HIMSELF from her, not necessarily the other way around. The guys comes in with his condom, has sex and leaves. Vernon waits for another Phillip to come along equipped with his own condom. (Almost as though he used her, sorry it sounds so bad)

8. Men are seen as the aggressor when it comes to courting the member of the opposite sex. If the woman allows a lot of guys to court her she is seen as easy. Nothing in life worth having is easy.

9. Men are all about conquering. Women are a prized possession and have been seen as such since the days of cavemen. For Phillip to claim his own Vernon is a big deal. Like hand in glove.

10. Men rule the world. If it were reversed then women would probably make the standard reverse. Women don’t want to make themselves look bad and neither do men. Men have always been in power and you know what they say, the victors write history.

 What are your possible explanations?

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L'Chaim... P!ed P!per

Nigga.... WHAT?!

Nigger. NIgga. Nucca. Niggy. Niggelo. Niggachu. Nig nig nig nig nig…. And any other way you wanna spell it or say it phonetically, this word has divided and separated. Showed love and showed hate. Shown trust and bonded and degraded and ashamed. How could this one word have so much power?

Nigger is a variant of the Spanish word negro, meaning black. It has since then taken on the racist connotation to degrade black people and bring attention to the “ignorance” they had. Horrible right? How can this word bring anything BUT negativity? I’ll explain later.

It has come to my attention by a friend of mine, I’ll call her Black Becky, that white people are still seeking to control the power of this word.

*** Side note: has anyone heard Plies song "Becky"? someone give THAT nigga a glass a bleach and tell him to sip slowly.***

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I was informed that while at a mixer Black Becky overheard someone using the omnipotent n-word. Black Becky then courteously asked the nice Caucasian people to not use that word because it offended her. This is when the white people got up in arms. They were upset that Black Becky asked them to refrain from using the word, derogatory or not, and they were confused as to why she could use it and they could not. She simply said, that word has a special connotation with me and I would prefer you not use it. (She told me this is how she said it be we know how coloreds can be, but I don’t think how she said it is the issue.) And why do white people always say why can you use it and I can't? You can't tell me what to do! Why people?!?!?

I think that the fact that she voiced her concern and opposition to the word should have been more than enough to silence all and let that be the end. The Caucasian male in the group, he was accompanied by two white females, then voiced that he and his friends all use the word in the privacy of their own homes all the time, and that they use it in the same manner as black people. “You my nigga!” does not mean the same thing when a white guy says it to his friends, white or black, versus when a black guy says it to his friends, white or black. Sorry. It’s true and it’s a double standard. It is what it is. Don’t argue cuz it’s not gonna change.

In our culture it has become taboo to use certain derogatory terms towards groups of people. For instance, in the LGBTQ (lesbian, gay, bi, transsexual, queer or questioning) community certain words are unacceptable. Therefore to not offend them we practice discretion in case we might offend. We don't question, because it truly doesn't matter why it offends them. We accept that. I would never tell a gay person I use f***ot around my home because that's disrespectful and what i do in my home is my business.

Why do white people, and people of other races, want to say nigger? What grandeur do they see in having their “bros” become their “niggas”? This summer I worked at a summer camp and made some lifelong friends. But there was one, who was cool as shit, that wanted to refer to me as his “nigga.” I don’t want to be any white dudes “nigga”. That’s called slavery homie. I know a lot of white guys (it always seems to be the guys who wanna push the envelope) use the word nigga all the time around their friends and in their cars when they listen to the TI vs TIP or the 36 mafia joint unedited. I guarantee, if you’re white, if you play Jay-Z’s “Nigga What Nigga Who” in a room of white ppl at least one will say “nigga” when the time comes. I’ve seen it happen. Some do it totally on accident and look at me apologetically and some do it purposefully and look at me ostentatiously waiting for a riot. I will accept the apology but I will not reward you with the reaction you want you who push the envelope.

Some may disagree that we need to do away with double standards but this one is here to stay, and the sooner people realize that the better we all will be. I don’t think the power of the word comes from the fact that black people use it at all. Hell for years black people have been taking lemons and making lemonade or crusty powder in a pouch and making kool-aid, which ever you choose. Have you SMELLED CHITTERLINGS! They smell like hot crackhead breath with a hint of shit. Makes me wanna vomit, but that’s what the slaves ate and a lot of people think they are delicious. And now even white people eat them.

So many things blacks were handed disdainfully once Plymouth rock hit a nigga in the head, yet in many of these cases we’ve made due. The word nigga has held us down for years, but in today’s culture “my niggas” are the ones I would go to the end of the earth for. To me, they called black people “niggers” because we were not them, that we were beneath them, that we were ignorant, that we were different. Ok, but by that grouping and separation from them, we’ve become a strong culture (although we have been slippin’) that seeks unity and family from one another. The black woman being the cornerstone of this. So “my niggas” are my family. Hell one of my worse nightmares is waking up white and losing all of the culture I know and appreciate.

Now don't get me wrong, I can still say, "Look at that DUMB NIGGA!" and mean it negatively. Sorry it's too intricate to get into. But this is just another aspect of why I feel only black people should say it.

The power in the word comes from the people who detest it and try to strike it down at every chance they get. By acting like black people shouldn't use the word still gives it power over me. No sir. White people should not think they should say it and should just accept it. They’re ancestors gave it the negative connotation and we’ve chose to make it work for us in a totally different way. Nowhere in there do other people get rights to the word. Double standard? Of course, but let it go if you’re not black. LET IT GO! We got dibbs by right. If you say any variation of the word nigger and you’re not black we will take it differently and probably negatively. An explanation really isn’t necessary.

L’Chaim nigga..... just playin'…. P!ed P!per

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