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today's topic: random


- fantasy football is incredibly addictive.
- i had no idea tiny (t.i.'s wife) was in xscape. she fell off hard in the looks department
- maury povich will always be one of my favorite shows. i love when the women don't know who the father is; i hate when the bitches have closure
- who are these people still buying spam? spam should be illegal
- i have two slight addictions in life: golden krust food & baked chicken....i love to eat
- michelle obama looks like her breath would stank...when i meet her, i'm offering her some altoids off suspicion alone
- have you ever farted in the produce section of the grocery store, and feel bad for the people who buy the fruit
- i've noticed people who talk too much, have ashy lips
- people who complain about drama, are the ones causing drama
- if you ever need to stock up on ho's for your rotation, go to wal-mart....you'll re-up quick
- old school country music is quickly becoming my shit
- who would you rather not be with: a stripper or a pornstar?
- i'd rather be with the stripper. i feel it would be calming to the mind to know your girl is showing her pussy but not giving it up
- for babies to be so small, they have the worst farts
- i have a confession: wacka flocka flame's: o let's do it song...is my shit
- chris tucker is a lucky dude: he does a movie every 5 years and still makes $20 mil a flick....bastard
- white women with ass, you'll always have a place in my heart
- if you're looking for a good beer, starr hill stout is good stuff
- brandon jennings. i'm on the bandwagon
- wale's attention deficit: go buy it. it's dope.....there's you go c.woods

- i miss being in middle school and giving people the stone cold stunner. that is the greatest wrestling move ever
- one of these days, i'm gonna flirt with the wal-mart door greeters. just for extra stickers
- the new jordan's are getting uglier and uglier. j's fell off a LONG time ago. save your money, niggas
- i hate talking to people on the train with the "i didn't brush my teeth, but i ate a bagel instead breath" in the morning
- buggers. nature's gold
- america should have a fart competition right after the hot dog competition. you can't eat 68 hot dogs and not have to fart
- mcdonald's has some weird looking people who work there
- i sleep better when a woman is in my bed....i have no idea
- speaking of which, i remember billy ocean had the song: "i sleep much better (in someone else's bed)".....i can tell he wasn't a playa
- i wonder how much hair grease p uses
- have you been in the car listening to a song on the radio, and heard the car beside you playing the same song, and then you turn yours off?
- plaintains...gotta love 'em.
- i find if hard to believe kirk franklin had an addiction to porn. which is a shame, because you can't get to heaven on a porn ticket
- as a child, i thought white people had white poo and black people had black poo
- does anyone remember encyclopedia brown books?
- slum village: fan-tas-tic vol. 2 is easily one of my favorite rap albums ever
- i love hearing fat people breathe....every breath is like audio porn
- if you are a man, and you do not have hair on your ass and nuts, you are irregular
- the best domestic beer is coors light
- hooters wings = overrated
- nobody on the planet wants to see me in super mario world
- favorite record of 2009: my girls by animal collective
- james bond is a sucker....who should've died in every movie
- and finally, if you eat ramen noodles, your breath will stink