Monday, October 28, 2013
How to spot a "Kimmy"
Now to expedite this post I will run the risk of making this more offensive than it already has been or would be if I could explain these in full detail. I will now retreat to the list-post cliche. Forgive me.
She might be a "Kimmy" if....
She has red hair - Dont ask me why it just seems to be a trend
She has studied abroad to Africa or Central America
She is from another country - England, Eastern Europe, The Caribbean Islands are your best bets not South Africa though or any South American countries, not sure why.
Her best friend is black
If she isn't rail thin (which is a nice way of saying if she has what a Black man would describe as a fat ass)
She wears puffy jackets in the winter
She owns a pair of Timberlands
She is visibly a hipster
She knows who Juicy J is
Martin Luther King is her hero
She played organized sports in highschool and/or college
She talks about how cute mixed babies are
Let me say this before you judge. I guarantee you EVERY black man who has gone to college has experienced at least 3 of the above generalized pigeon holed stereotype-based descriptions. We just now have a name for what they are and can further collect data for future research to prepare our young brown youth.
And to the closet "Kimmy's" I would suggest you DFTF...if you dont know what that is, this link might help ---> http://5ivebruhs.blogspot.com/2011/01/dftf.html