Monday, June 24, 2013

Dear Black Community: Here is a list of things more important then Paula Deen

  1.  George Zimmerman's Trial begins this week.
  2. Supreme Court votes on a very important piece of Affirmative Action Legislation.
  3. China's Fuck You to America by sending Snowden to Russia.
  4. Brazil's Revolution.
  5. Turkey's revolution.
  6. Syria's Civil War.
  7. Taliban's having open talks with the United States since the start of the war 12 YEARS AGO!
  8. Chicago's Civil War.
  9. Black Unemployment is spiked at 13%.
  10. Howard University MAY CLOSE IN THREE YEARS!
  11. PRISM
  12. Immigration Overhaul may clear the Senate.
  13. Nelson Mandela is still in critical condition.
  14. Kanye's War with everybody else.
  15. Game of Thrones
  16. This cute Puppy.
So Black Folks, can we move on. The woman cooks fried chicken dipped in brown sugar and topped by butter. That's it. She literally provides nothing to our culture besides double chins and diabetes.

Honestly, if you're surprised this woman called you a n*** then I'm sorry, I can't help you.

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