im eating lunch with a lady friend and she’s complaining about why her man cannot commit to her. according to her, she cooks for him, has sex with him whenever he wants, and she likes sports…..SHE thinks she’s the total package for a male in his early 20’s and he should readily commit.
i had to tell her, he's not ready for nothing serious…..in his eyes, ur in his 'ho portfolio' and there's a flaw he sees that prevents him from being with you. he's doin the right thing.
today’s topic is mainly for the ladies entitled: "a coach & his hos"
AS WE PROCEED © diddy
men are visual creatures by nature. its how we're wired. we see something, we want it. men are simple.
if u haven't figured us out, that's your fault....
**regularly scheduled program**
all productive women wanting a relationship from an unwilling man will eventually ask this question to themselves: "i wonder how important i am to him"
this is usually when she wants to "talk"....right when Kobe is goin for 61. ouch.
to eliminate the "talk" conversation, im helping out both sides. this is coming from a chapter in my couples manual/book entitled "habitual side bitches" be on the lookout
there are 3 main types of side females
type #1 starts in middle school.
- these are usually the girls obsessed with information. they wanna know who got acne? who musty? who like who?.....stuff like that.
- these are the same girls, once they get in high school in get into "the game", try to cause drama in your life. they carry it over into their adulthood.
- these are the women who, when things don't go their way, come to your job to bring da ruckus, call your phone from a private #, follow u home.
generally do things to annoy you….
- so now, ask yourself...why would a man want that? he shouldn't. no productive male in society is gonna want a woman like that around. on the other hand, simp ass niggas will see this as a sign of her caring and loving for him. he will continue to put up with her craziness until they end up in child support court or the abortion clinic.
i classify these women as "snoopin hos".....they'd make great cops. they're good at tracking niggas down and forcing a confession. they’re never walkin down the aisle.
type #2: hater bitches
- these are the worse ones. simply because it starts at birth. they're usually good looking, but they crave attention and when they don't get it, they commence to hate.
- these are the girls who passed out a lotta sex in HS and college, and used that as a way to seek revenge on girls, by sleeping with their man. poor logic.
- these girls dwell in the "if i can't have him, no one can" mentality...thus you potentially get mcnair'd
- marinate on that description....hmmmmm.....why would a man want a woman like that? he shouldn't. but, turning down an attractive woman for sex is clearly not option. it may happen once, MAAAYBBBEE twice...3x, not gonna happen.
and that's how men end up dealing with the "hater", when they have a "main girl"...in the Bible, Joseph ran away but every man can't run that fast thus the hater bitch...
speakin of which Potiphar's wife was the 1st hater bitch. the inaugural hater bitch. she figured if Joseph doesn't sleep with me, i'll lie on him and have Potiphar throw him in prison. as a result,
we have the first rape charge (KOBE!), the first woman to have a man put in jail, and the first sexually dissatisfied spouse(she was the OG desperate housewife). read Genesis Chapter 39
- this is the woman who doesn't have anything goin for her, but thinks she's the greatest thing ever. for example, she'll brag about having 3 nonsense jobs
-her (martin's sheneneh voice): i do huuurrrr, i babysit, and i walk daouwgs.....NICCA, how many jobs u got?
-me: i have one JOB…….. u have 3 hobbies, u like dogs, babies, and hair
- they always have some excuse about why they losing in life: i dropped outta homeschool, i got lost in Disney world when i was 8, i drained the fluid out my knee...its all nonsense.
- so why the hell would anyone wanna deal with that......this is usually the girl u call at 3am to sleep with. she's the last resort. she don't even know your real name. if u changed your phone # she wouldn't know u're alive.
all of these women will cause headache & stress in your life. these are girls who you dont care about.
you're out for the sex. ur goal is to skeet and skitdattle....that is all.
if you are reading this knowing ur a side girl fitting one of these characteristics, do not be offended....accept your position, and strive to be #1
however, if you have read this thinking "none of these apply to me".....u have an indivdual flaw that only ur man knows. its something holding him back. it could be as petty as u sneeze too much, ur hair won't grow, u too happy/smile all the time...anything.
that's it for now. im goin to watch the fugitive. thanx for reading
goodnight. © slick rick.
Monday, August 10, 2009
a coach & his hos